AlphaLyrae's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[I Can't Draw]

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Disregarding the fact that the voice acting was nothing more a single guy with an audio editing software...and that the flash itself is another cock joke flash.
Though the cock jokes really doesn't have that humor to me anymore...
The animation was really good.
It was smooth and well animated. Also I really like the style.

You show promise and I'll be eagerly waiting for more. (as long as it isn't another cock related flash...ughhh....)

SkoopleFloop responds:

I'm making no promises!

[C'mon Scoob]

well I'll be damned!

and I thought this was one of those crappy flashes with crappy jokes.

Ok firstly I won't nitpick on the animation etc etc I'll just review about what's good in this flash.

Which was the second part of it. Other than it was totally unexpected, is it was flat entertaining. It made me set aside this flash's "graphic quality" and it made me chuckle.

Dude you have musical talent...and when I mean musical talent..I mean the ability to compose catchy songs
Keep this up and you'll eventually be as good as theWeebl~

[Babies]

Fucking babbies!

...errr... umm... not literally of course... heh...

anyway as usual
The animation is phenomenal. Three thumbs for the lovely Sexual-Lobster
The song is catchy, entertaining, high quality, well constructed and damn outrageous. Kudos you clever Weebl bastard.

Can't say I was expecting you two to be collaborating but I'm glad you two did.

[Pokemon: Rare Candy]

Let me take a wild guess

...that thing at the end...
.....is that pixelated puke?

and oh
though short, this was decent
I'm talking about animation and the voice acting.

[Construction Men (Scene1)]

Nothing short of a short

Even though there is no actual animation here, it was simple and smooth. Since the cartoon style you were going with doesn't really need that much animation in the first place.
Anyway
The script was decent. Though it was just made up of Pico's angst, and Chuck's(goggles guy) douche bag antics. Particularly the only two characters that are worth mentioning here.
The voice acting was awesome. Crisp, clear and convincing enough.

so far there's no interesting development here yet...but it has piqued my interest so I hope scene 2 would'nt be disappointing.

Ockeroid responds:

Hopefully won't disappoint!

[Leo & Satan IV]

Ok that's it!

I DEMAND THAT THIS WOULD BE TV SHOW ON FOX

[MvC3: Dante]

funny~

Undoubtedly the most funniest(seriously) MvC3 rejected commercial submission I've watched so far. Added the unexpected character switch over.
It was amusing.
What surprised me more than Morrigan's out-of-character snarky bitchy personality and the non-existent penis joke(thank God) is the animation. Smooth and well animated...hm...so that's why you're late...anyway..
Especially the impressive facial animation. It definitely helped the already-superb voice acting. But too bad that no one f****d her to shut up...I was kinda expecting something like that to happen.

Bitch wouldn't shut the FU-- er -- hey -- umm -- oh -- y'know -- come on -- ughh -- well sure --- but -- aw -- okay okay -- sigh -- She is a lovable perso-- what?! -- --who gives a shi-- uhh -- mothereffer-- SHE is a lovable TALENTED (little whore) woman. YOU HAPPY NOW MORRIGAN!?!?

[Jerry 2]

Seinfeld...

I don't know if its just me but...this Jerry sounds like...well...Jerry Seinfeld of Seinfeld. I think that was the joke here hmm...

Anyway, the animation is still superb..
Yes, I chuckled here and there but other than that....that's pretty much it
Apparently I see nothing special here or rather it looks like a copy of the original Jerry flash movie but with a talking complaining Jerry. What's up with that?
I expected to see a "significant" sequel where it's focused deeper on Jerry psyche but no. It just had to be in the month of April and it just had to be Seinfeld

[CSI: Minecraft]

nice

The animation was decent. It didn't looked choppy and everything moved naturally.
Considering the size of the flash...
I am quite amazed how you fit all that smooth animation, clear voice acting, decent sound effects and music.

A pretty funny parody

Falconer02 responds:

Thanks!

[Wilhelm Park]

Tentacle monsters...

...I somehow feel pissed off that the girl married that thing....(damn insult to my humanity and manliness)

Anyway
Decent animation, it was smooth and well animated. The art is great, details and such were drawn nicely. The backgrounds were well made and you greatly created/captured the atmosphere suitable for it. The voice acting is good. The twist was not that surprising but the humorous ending compensated for it.

Yes, the creepy man telling the overly specific details about the monster turning out to be the monster itself was nothing new....BUT the woman who got tentacle raped by the monster falling in love and marrying it was something I've never expected.

Overall it's a pretty good flash. Nice animation, good and clear voiceacting, cliche'd plot structure but clever and humorous ending twist of the plot twist(still can't get over the fact that the thing got married)
....and I clap my hands at the Alan Wake reference